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I am Pygmalion

I am Pygmalion When the light splashes off your body creating patterns of muscles and bones concussive awe washes over me to witness beauty undiluted as in a Greek statue   In the angles of your face carved and noble … Continue reading

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Six Bridesmaid Dresses That Will Make You Hate Me

   I love this dress! It may not be pretty, stylish or fit for a human body, but man! It’s got spunk! I especially like the leopard print flats. Nothing goes with animal print like rainbow! Ok, I am kidding. … Continue reading

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Flowers & Growlers

On our first date, Justin accosted me with three bouquets of flowers, accompanied with a sheepish grin. “I got a little carried away.” he blushed. I new at that moment that I wasn’t getting out of this one with a … Continue reading

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Maids and Your Mom.

I have never been rich with female friends. My guy friends would always say things like, “hey, you should invite some of your girlfriends over!” and I would stare at my collection of nerdy men, complete with thick rimmed glasses … Continue reading

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This Is How We Do It

As soon as Justin bent down on one knee, I knew what was happening. He had been dropping hints for a week, trying to estimate his chances of success. I just didn’t know it was going to happen so soon. … Continue reading

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